Good Neighbors !
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Canadian Satire
If George W. Bush is re-elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.
These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.
You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.
1 Comments:
One of my good friends threatened to move to Canada (at a horrendous loss to the Union), but her virtuous nature kept her here with the other people who would suffer for at least another term. I implore the people referred to in this post to stay as well, lest I be theoretically alone.
commented by Malinsk, 9:51 PM