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Out on the Limb

Positive Outlook

Monday, September 13, 2004

How to start each day with a positive outlook:

1. Open a new file in your PC or right click on your desktop to create a new text document

2. Name it "George W. Bush." Or rename “New Text Document” “George W Bush”

3. Send it to the trash or right click and select “delete”

4. Empty the trash or click on delete

5. Your PC will ask you, "do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?" or “Are you sure you want to send ‘George W Bush’ to the Recycle Bin?

6. Answer calmly, "yes," and press the mouse button firmly

7. Feel better.....
posted by Deb, 8:25 AM


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